Who I Identify With

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Eetsa-me!

It was the early 90′s. I was a dedicated NES gamer and Mario was my mascot of choice. In the morning I ate Mario Bros. cereal from the Nintendo Cereal System in my Super Mario feety PJ’s, always making sure that my stuffed Super Mario doll had a bowl. Together we would watch The Super Mario Super Show starring Captain Lou Albano. I read Super Mario Comics from the Nintendo Comics System and had a Super Mario Bros. clock on my wall that looked like a giant watch. I thought Mario was the coolest mascot that could ever be… that is until a blue blur completely changed my perceptions of the word “cool”.

Twenty years have passed and I can still remember the first time I ever saw him in action. I was watching TV when a commercial came on for the new video game. It showed a blue cartoon hedgehog running on a treadmill while a scientist in a lab coat took notes on his clipboard. A closeup of this mysterious animal’s feet showed that they were beginning to move faster and faster. All of a sudden he burst off the treadmill and through a wall. Papers blew everywhere and the scientist’s glasses flew off his face. The camera went through the hole to show the hedgehog was already at the end of the street and about to disappear into the horizon. They then showed a few seconds of gameplay and the game’s title: Sonic the Hedgehog.

I was hooked. I had to have it. I had to have this game that was “16 Bits of power that make that fat plumber look like he’s standing still!” as another commercial had told me. From that moment on, my Christmas list said “SEGA Genesis with Sonic game” and nothing else. I didn’t want anything else that year and I told my parents that every chance I got. In fact I didn’t “want” a Genesis, I “needed” a Genesis. They knew I was serious when one day my dad asked me if I wanted a Super Mario Bros. alarm clock we saw at Hills department store and I said “Mario sucks now dad. Sonic kicks his butt all day long!”. My dad looked at me like I was speaking Spanish. “You don’t like Mario anymore??” he finally said with a puzzled face. “Nope. SEGA does what NintenDON’T” I told him with a smile.

An actual picture of the event. Not at all photoshopped.

Christmas morning came and there were lots of gifts under the tree. I looked around but none of them were big enough to contain something called “Blast Processing”. After I finished opening all my gifts my dad asked if Santa had brought me everything I had asked for. “All my gifts are great but he did forget one thing I really really wanted this year” I told him with a half frown. “Well Santa did leave one more gift for you. He ran out of wrapping paper so he put it in my bedroom closet. You should go see what it is”. I ran upstairs like I was Sonic after a chaos emerald. I flung open the closet door and there it was in all its beauty, a Genesis with Sonic the Hedgehog packed in. At that moment I could identify with Sonic and why he ran so fast all the time. He needed those rings like I needed that Genesis. We were like best friends that had never met, soul mates in a completely non-romantic kinda way. A bond was formed that still exists to this day.

As Sonic has grown so have I. If it wasn’t for Sonic’s love of chili dogs on the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Saturday morning cartoon I would have never tried them because as a kid they looked like “yucky hotdogs with poo on them”. I used a Sonic Graphic Novel as a book report in the 8th grade and got a “A” because I had read it a hundred times and knew it in and out so the report ended up being ten pages longer then it needed to be. And now two of my kids have Sonic posters hung up in their rooms and watch my old Sonic DVDs.

I could go on for days about how much Sonic has meant to me but instead I’ll end by just saying… “Thank you Sonic”.

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